
Thursday, July 26, 2007
I Miss My Dog

Sunday, July 22, 2007
Do we really appreciate our national treasures?
I found it interesting during our roadtrip that we encountered a number of anglo-european tourists at just about all of the national parks and monuments we visited. I only recall a few asian tourists, and virtually no middle-eastern tourists. I picked up several families speaking german, or some derivation therefrom. Avery and I climbed down into a kiva at Mesa Verde with a mother and three daughters who all spoke french and didn't understand a word I was saying...or at least they didn't act like they did. Of course, they could have been from Quebec, I suppose. I heard a couple speaking italian at the Grand Canyon, spanish at Zion National Park, some Australians and Brits, and even one slavic language.
Do europeans come to America to visit our national parks? I wouldn't have been surprised to pick up on these dialects in a big city like New York, Miami, LA, or even Las Vegas. I suppose it just seemed odd to see so many foreign tourists this far away from major metropolitan areas. You hear of Americans back-packing or bicycling across Europe, so it shouldn't come as such a shock to see Europeans driving across the US seeing the sights. When you think about it, what better way to really experience America than to fly into LA or NYC, rent a car or RV and take off?
It's made me reconsider how I want to experience Europe when, and if, I ever go. I don't want to limit myself to the standard tourist package where you fly into London, get a room, and take a tour of the city to see Big Ben, London Bridge, Tower of London, Westminster Abbey, etc. Sure, I want to see those things but I want to get out of the city and see what the rest of the country looks like and how the people live. Same way with France or Spain or Italy. I want to take the time to see the countryside. That's where the people really live, anyway...the heartland. Probably friendlier people, too.
My sister lives in London and I plan to visit her once the kids get a little older so they can handle that flight a little better. When we finally take that trip, though, I hope she's ready to take us out of the city so we can truly experience what it's like to be a Brit just like the Europeans do when they come here to visit.
Duct Tape Chronicles - Revisited
Notice how shriveled the duct tape gets after a couple of days sitting out in the sun? It's not exactly a long-term solution. Once I got a good system figured out for taping it down, I only had to fix it once a day the rest of the way. It held up pretty well on the last day from the far western tip of Oklahoma to home.
Sunday, July 15, 2007
Parting Shots...
License Plates = 49 states (only Vermont escaped me)...5 Canadian provinces
Worst Interstate = I-40 through Oklahoma
Best Interstate = I-40 through Tennessee
Worst Highways = all of Arizona and Hwy. 104 from Tucumcari, NM to Las Vegas, NM
Most Kitschy = All of Las Vegas, NV
Biggest Surprise = Bandera Crater & Ice Caves
Biggest Disappointment = Santa Fe, NM
I'd Go Back To = Zion NP and Red River, NM
I Wish I Had More Time = Zion NP and Mesa Verde NP
Best Day = Llama Hike in Columbine Canyon or the first half of Day Three at Bandera Crater and El Morro Nat'l Monument
Worst Day = Second half of Day Three with the roof problem through Flagstaff, AZ and getting in late to Las Vegas and having bad directions to Paul's house
Hours of TV watched = Approximately 1 hour of Veggie Tales while Holly prepared dinner. Not a single minute of tv watched while we were driving! The kids played games, did activities, watched for license plates, and read books the whole time. It was amazing!
Highest Priced Gas = $3.39 a gallon, Clayton, New Mexico
$$ spent on lodging = Approximately $123 for the whole trip!
$$ spent on food = Approximately $200 for the whole trip!
$$ spent on gas = I haven't added it up yet...not sure if I want to!
Spending 11 days with your children learning and experiencing new things together every day...PRICELESS!
A couple of photos for Janet...
These samples are for her to enjoy.
Columbine Canyon, New Mexico
I didn't know anything about llamas before this hike. It turns out they are very sure footed largely because they have split-toe hooves with soft, spongy bottoms that give them better traction than a horse. I learned that they have
On the left here is our picnic site. Andrew staked out the llamas and we had a very nice lunch with a beautiful setting. I strongly recommend this to anyone considering a trip to this part of the country. Check out Andrew and his llamas at www.elpaseollama.com.
The Coup De Grace
This was the part of the trip that everyone had been waiting for. It was absolutely the best possible way to end a truly fabulous vacation. We met Andrew Crooker with El Paseo Llama Adventures in the parking lot of our campground around 9:45 this morning. He already had the llamas unloaded and saddled up. In the pictures here, you see Avery astride her trusty steed, Rudy, and Erin atop the playful Vato. (I love how he posed for the picture, too!)
These were the sweetest animals in the world. Neither Erin or Avery were strapped in. They simply sat atop them with their feet loosely in stirrups. Holly had Vato on a lead and I had Rudy. Meanwhile, Andrew had three more llamas tied together that carried our lunch in saddlebags. I rarely had to pull on the lead...only occasionally to keep Rudy from stopping to munch on whatever he could get his lips on.
More in the next post...
Mesa Verde - Parting Shot
The whitish branches you see on either side of the trail are the remnants of an old forest fire atop the mesa. Holly thought it was very unusual looking. I thought the scraggly branches looked like the thorn bushes at the end of Sleeping Beauty when the sorceress turns into a dragon.
Aren't those girls cute!?
Holly's Favorite Part of Mesa Verde
Now it's time for me to get up on my soapbox for a minute. I've already mentioned an apparent lack of courtesy and hospitality out here. Well, it only takes one New Yorker to make everybody else look like Emily Post. The ranger that Avery and Erin had to turn their Junior Ranger worksheets into today was less than bubbly when dealing with the kids. It was obvious they were scared of him and he did nothing to dissuade them from feeling that way. In short, he was a real jerk.
Later, while backing up in the parking lot I heard a horn honk. Of course, I stopped immediately and checked my mirrors. I couldn't see anything behind me. Then I saw a car come out from behind me and pull up beside me. It was Ranger Jerkweed. Apparently, he has never driven behind a larger vehicle because he was so close to my bumper there's no way I could have seen him back there. Then, he stops behind me and gives me a dirty look like I did something wrong!? As he drove off I saw exactly what his problem was...New York license plates!
Mesa Verde Nat'l Park
We took our time this morning since we had gotten in so late last night. We stayed at the KOA in Cortez, Colorado and it had a pool. I promised the girls I'd take them swimming, so instead of rushing out after breakfast to see the next sight we went over to the pool for an hour or so and relaxed. For a 6 year old and a 3 year old, all it takes for a great vacation is a little time at the pool in your new bathing suit!
I had never been to Mesa Verde before. The first thing you notice about this park is the drive from the entrance gate to the visitor's center. It's a fifteen mile drive from the valley floor up to the top of the mesa where the visitor's center is perched. The theme of this park is a series of cliffdwellings that have been preserved from the elements by the caves and cliff overhangs where they were built. At the visitor's center you can purchase ranger-led tours of some of the dwellings that permit you to actually enter the pueblos and crawl into, over and through them.
You can read more about this at the following link http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metate. We learned from the ranger that the sandstone that the Anasazi or Ancestral Puebloans used for these tools would leave a sand residue in their food that caused their teeth to grind down prematurely and caused them a great deal of pain. I should say so!
Sunset over Vermillion Cliffs, Arizona
We had a couple of downers while we were gone. During our grocery shopping in Kanab, Utah, Holly's mom called to let us know that Holly's grandfather had passed away. That morning Tom called to let us know that our dogs had gotten out of the fence while we were gone. When he called they had been out for a day or two and they still hadn't found them. We did get some good news when we stopped in Page, Arizona on this night for some fuel and Sonic yum-yums. Since we were finally back in cell coverage, I was able to get my text messages. We found out that our lab puppy had been picked up by Animal Control and retrieved by one of my buddies. (Thanks, Trey!) (As a side note, we're home now and the dalmation is still missing. We're still hopeful she'll turn up, but the more time that passes the less likely that becomes.)
Wildlife at the North Rim
We did hike down the Bright Angel Trail after 30 minute ranger talk about the California Condors that have been reintroduced into the wild here. I always learn somthing when I take the time to sit through one of the ranger talks. For instance, did you know that the California Condor does not make a nest? Me either! They lay their eggs on a cliff or ledge or any old flat place they can find. They also mate for life with one partner. Interesting stuff.
Avery and Erin did the Junior Ranger program here, too. They each have worksheets with different things they have to find during their visit to the park. They answer questions about the park and draw pictures of things they might have seen. When they complete the worksheet, they turn it in to the ranger station and get a badge. It's a cool way to get your kids to really pay attention to what's going on in the park they're visiting.
I posted these pictures just to show you how close you can get to some of the animals in the park. This lizard was on a rock right beside the trail, and the chipmunk (or chiCKmunk, as Erin calls them) was on the sidewalk in front of the Lodge.
The Grand Canyon
Checkerboard Mesa - Zion NP
Friday, July 13, 2007
Story Behind Our Picture With Brighty The Burro
One of the rangers at the bookstore gave us a good suggestion. First, she stamped the inside of the book with the date and where we were when we bought it. Then, she told us to go down to the lodge and have our picture taken with a bronze statue of Brighty and place it on the inside cover of the book. This way the girls will have a family keepsake to remember their trip to the Grand Canyon.
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Finally back in cell coverage
We did our llama hike today, so we're heading east with no more scheduled stops. Again, I'll update the posts here to cover the last few days when I get in a good cell area.
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
This was hilarious!
Before (actually during the fall)...
After (mad because we laughed)...
Still, she had a great time and loved walking over the big rocks in the river and acting like whe was falling so I would catch her and swing her through the water. She and Avery both completed Junior Ranger activity sheets, so they will both receive a badge from the Rangers when we go into the Visitor's Center in the morning.
That's all from Zion, although we may see some cool stuff on the way out in the morning. We're going to see the north rim of the Grand Canyon tomorrow. Can't wait!
The Narrows Trail at Zion NP


Monday, July 9, 2007
This is what Zion NP is all about

Huge sandstone peaks and cliffs surrounding a canyon with the North Fork Virgin River running through the bottom of it. The peak in the first picture is called The Sentinel. It stands at 7,157 feet. The second peak is the Mountain of Mystery. It stands at 5,665 feet. When you are standing in the bottom of this canyon, all you can see in all directions are these multi-colored cliffs and peaks. The cliffs are typically red with black markings while the peaks are mostly white and grey like the ones in these pictures. This is my second time here. I'd like to come again when I can spend some time on one of the backcountry trails...maybe camp overnight. I have a feeling you get a totally different experience here when you get away from the road and the other visitors.On The Road To Zion

Leaving Las Vegas

Only in Vegas!

Look, Daddy, it's Eeyore!

Red Rock Canyon
Vegas, Baby!!

Hoover Dam at Night
Crossing the Hoover Dam at night was pretty cool. We had to stop to go through security before they let us go through. They even came inside the RV to look around. I guess they were checking for explosives and maybe illegal aliens. We stopped in Kingman, AZ to dump our sewage before going into Vegas and the guy there told me it was smart to drive at night. I asked him why and he replied, "Because it was 122 degrees at the dam today." When Holly and I got out to take this picture, at 10PM, it was still 100 degrees!The Duct Tape Chronicles
When we left Standin' On The Corner, we went by the local Wal-Mart in Winslow, Arizona to grab a few grocery items. When we came out of the store, a storm was brewing off to the west of us and we could see a dust devil (basically, a baby tornado sucking up dust and sand from the desert floor) coming toward us. It wasn't raining but the wind was beginning to pick up.
We went ahead and got everything put away and got back on the interstate. Almost instantly upon entering the interstate, the storm picked up and the wind began blowing right into the face of the RV. Now these things are not exactly built with aerodynamics in mind, so you can imagine the profound effect this headwind was having on our progress. The vehicle was having to drop out of overdrive to even maintain 60 miles per hour.
The wind noise inside the RV was loud, as well. Shortly, we began to hear some rattling on the roof just above the cockpit. There is a roof vent there, so I assumed the roof vent was just catching a lot of wind a making the noise. After a few minutes I realized that the roof vent was not the culprit. I pulled over on the side of the interstate to check things out. When I got out and took a look at the roof of the RV, I immediately noticed the problem.
Our class C motorhome has a sleeping bunk over the cab of the rig. The roof of the vehicle is covered with a fiberglass shell. It's not hard like the hull of a boat or the outside of a car, and it's not shapeless like a piece of fabric but pliable like a piece of sheet metal. It is not all one piece, either. Therein lies our problem. One of the seams had come loose in the wind and the fiberglass shell was flapping in the wind and beating against the roof of the rig.
I climbed up on the roof to take a closer look. Remember, I'm on the side of the interstate, in a wind storm, in the middle of B.F. Arizona. Apparently, it is the "western way" for people NOT to move over into the passing lane when driving by a car stopped on the shoulder...especially the tractor-trailers. So, I'm on the roof of an RV, in a windstorm with 40 mile an hour winds and tractor-trailers driving by at high rates of speed rocking the RV like a schooner in the middle of the ocean.
The shell of this vehicle was almost completely out of the threshold that held the seam together. It had been flapping so violently that some of the insulation was hanging out and the waterproof liner underneath had worked its way out, as well. I did my best to stuff everything back to its proper place, and then I got down to look for the only tool you ever really need....duct tape!
I taped it down as best I could, but it didn't last very long. Fortunately, we weren't very far from Flagstaff, AZ by this point. We called ahead to an RV dealership with a repair shop, but they weren't the least bit helpful. Apparently, 5:30pm on a Friday when they close at 6pm and won't reopen until Monday morning is not the best time to get any help from somebody with a quasi-emergency situation. You know what the guy said on the phone when I told him what my problem was? "I guess you could try to push it back together and duct tape it." Really!? I hadn't thought of that....moron!
We pulled off at Flagstaff, refueled...both our gas supply and our duct tape supply, and I pulled into a parking lot in front of a motorcycle shop to do a more thorough job of fixing the roof. I pulled off the remains of my first attempt. Now that I wasn't on the side of the road with tractor-trailers seemingly trying to knock me off my perch, I took some tools up there and began stuffing the shell back under the threshhold. Once I successfully got it jammed back into its rightful place, I used a sponge to clean all the dirt and grime off to help the tape stick. I used one continuous strip of tape along the seam this time, instead of across the seem. I put several layers of these strips down, and then we got back on the interstate to try it out.
All in all, it only cost us about two hours of drive time. Amazingly, it held together all the way to Vegas. We got there around 11pm Friday night. I'll let you know if holds up on the way home.
Sunday, July 8, 2007
Standin' On A Corner In Winslow, Arizona...
I Love My Kids!
El Morro National Monument
After our hike at Bandera, we rode about twenty minutes down the road to El Morro National Monument which you see in the picture here on the left. From the road when you pull in, it's not that impressive. Just a big butte, right?This place doesn't get interesting until you get out to the trail that goes along the base of the butte. You can also take the trail all the way to the top where there are ruins from an ancient indian pueblo like we saw at Pecos. Since we had just had a pretty good hike at Bandera, we chose to take the short hike along the base of the rock.

Apparently, this was a popular stop for early travelers. First, it was the indians that stopped here for water thanks to a pool that collected rainwater at the base of the rock. Then, the spanish explorers seeking to claim the territory for Spain stopped here, presumably using it as a landmark. Later still, anglo settlers and U.S. military regiments stopped.
The cool part is they all left evidence of their stop etched in the sandstone walls of the butte. The indians left petroglyphs of mountain sheep and bears. The spanish explorers left inscriptions like the one here. Notice the date...1709! The earliest inscription with a date on it is in the 1600s. There are hundreds of them, and amazingly none of them are more recent than the mid 1800s when american soldiers left their mark on the walls.
This was the second stop of the day, and we were off to a stellar start. Unfortunately, this was the best part of the day. We encountered some traveling problems later in the day that I'll chronicle for you shortly.
Another picture from Bandera Volcano

Bandera Volcano and Ice Cave

A New Mexico Good Morning

Saturday, July 7, 2007
Santa Fe, New Mexico

Indian Jones and the Temple of Doom
If you haven't gathered by now, I don't like snakes. And, as I alluded in my previous posts I nearly met my Maker on the trail through Pecos National Monument. Just minutes after taking the picture I just published in my last post, we all proceeded down the trail around the corner you see in that picture. Avery and Erin were walking ahead of Holly and I, which scares the living crap out of me to think what might have happened. Anyway, we're walking along taking in the mountains around us, the plants along the trail, and the ruins. In fact, I think I was looking at a very large ant hill and commenting to Holly how the ant hills out here are huge when she calmly grabbed my left arm and said the word I never enjoy hearing..."snake".
Keep in mind that Holly is not too fond of snakes, either. That makes it even more comical...that is, that she was the "calm" one between us. She calmly said "Snake, Jody", and pulled me to the side a bit. At this moment I looked down and see this guy less than 18 inches away from my flip-flopped foot.

Have you ever seen the drum major for Florida A&M, or any other traditionally black college, lead their band onto the field? That was me at this moment. I was high stepping like Deion Sanders trying to get away from this thing! And the best part...if you had audio...you could hear me screaming like a school girl. I don't know what was more likely to kill me, the venom from a rattlesnake bite or the heart attack from sheer terror.
It's funny....now, at least. Marcus, take a breath...somebody get him a paper bag before he hyperventilates! When we got back to the visitor's center and told the park ranger, he said he sees them out there from time to time. Then, I showed him this picture. He looked at me and said, "Wow! I've never seen one that big before." Gee, just my luck.
Holly and I were laughing later. We had said a little prayer before we left home asking God to watch over us and protect us on our trip, and also to show us his wonders. I suppose he's got a sense of humor, too!
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